A lil somethin’ for jigglykat to say THANKS FOR THE PORTAL GUN <3
Going Like Elsie
Blooper Reel of the Day: The muppets managed plenty of goofs while shooting last year’s feature film. Here are the highlights.
Also starring the ever-charming Amy Adams and Jason Segel.
you broke david
I like how he’s just like, “I have too much respect for that show to even think about HOLY CRAP DO I LAUGH OR DO I STORM OFF?”
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If you’re ever feeling sad just watch this. It will cheer you up.
#11,500 notes #for a GIF #of Hiddles #doing literally nothing #but STARING INTO YOUR VERY SOUL.
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I do, but he looks so mild-mannered and pleasant in this gif that the usual type of caption doesn’t work.
absolute PERFECTION
the most polite man on earth
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I want so many of these!! Other ideas I have:
Some Telepaths marry Metal Benders. Get over it. (H8 was never an option.)
Some Hobbits marry other Hobbits. Get over it. (H8 is a fool of a Took.)
Some Serial Killers marry Single Moms. Get over it. (H8 sets my teeth on edge.)
Every day is Alex Day.
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Or is he?
Red bicycle when you were 12.
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He’s the only one on the train!!!
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party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape
Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.
- Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon
- Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson
- 1985 | Bowling for Soup
- Bad Day | Daniel Powter
- Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne
- Crazy in Love | Beyonce
- Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects
- The Reason | Hoobastank
- Hey Ya | Outkast
- My Humps | Black Eyed Peas
- The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow
- Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake
- She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5
- Work It | Missy Elliott
- White Flag | Dido
- Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson
- Leave (Get Out) | Jojo
- Milkshake | Kelis
- Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani
- Mr. Brightside | The Killers
- Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne
- So Yesterday | Hilary Duff
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From last night’s BAFTA ceremony
Matt Smith and Benedict Cumberbatch presented the special award to Steven Moffat.
None of us found this more hilarious than Steven Fucking Moffat did.
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number 1 rule of tumblr: you must reblog when ever our creator comes up on your dash.
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Patrick Stewart (Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Professor X) asks us about the letter B.
Because I need this on my blog
Best thing.
Perfect
PATRICK FOR FUCKS SAKE
I love you
That’s SIR Patrick Stewart to you, you banal, bestial blunderer. Bless the beauty of a bald bard before us, who brings about brilliant bravura at our behest for our betterment and benefit. Bother not with beguiling, base bits like “Professor X” and “Jean-Luc Picard”. Behold his bigger, better, more beauteous roles! This bountiful benefactor of the arts boasts a ballot of bountiful Shakespearean badges; Prospero, Othello, and Macbeth. Horatio, Snout, and King Claudius. A Barnstormer of such buffered bent should be bestowed with more blusterous bays than base broadcasts such as the above!
Be bounteous and broad in your bow to such a brilliant verbal benefactor as he, for he is Sir Patrick Stewart, the most benevolent bard of our bout.
MOTHERFUCKING ZOONS
